Thursday, December 31, 2009
2009 Stars in the Food & Farming Firmament
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
First Footing with Scottish Shortbread
Friday, July 31, 2009
There's A FarmerTrap In the House! It's HR2749
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?"The mouse wondered. She was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Ms. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Ms. Mouse I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap
. . . Alone . . .
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house --the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it. It was a venomous snake whose tail was caught in the trap.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital. When she returned home she still had a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup… So the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient. But his wife's sickness continued
Friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.
But, alas, the farmer's wife did not get well...She died.
So many people came for her funeral that the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them for the funeral luncheon.
And the mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and you think it doesn't concern you, remember ---
When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
"There is a FarmerTrap in the House!" It's HR 2749.
Please call your Senators today and during Congressional Recess to Oppose HR 2749.
Or, send an email to your Senators through our petition system.
Photo Credit for Non-Lethal Mousetrap.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
More Indigestible Food Safety Measures
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Freddy Kruger Food Safety Bill HR2749 Returns
This is truely a Nightmare for Main Street America!